About The Wayniverse

The Wayniverse

The Wayneiverse is a community built on shitposts and run by the one and only WAYNELORD APEX DELUXE. At The Wayneiverse, we create shitposts starring our supreme leader WAYNELORD APEX DELUXE and post them on the internet. The legends say that if you join The Wayneiverse, you automatically become cool. So do that. In case you haven’t gotten the message yet, you should join The Wayneiverse discord server

WAYNELORD APEX DELUXE

WAYNELORD APEX DELUXE is the supreme leader of The Wayneiverse whose ways shall not be questioned. Not to be confused with Wayne himself, WAYNELORD APEX DELUXE is the creator and Pope of Wayneism. Legends say he was just a normal crippled boy with a tiny pp and yuuuuuuuuuuuge depression until he found a mythical Grapefruit at the peak of Mt. Crackokaineatoa and gained the knowledge of Wayne’s existence. Or maybe he smoked like a fuckton of PCP idk dood lul.


Wayne

Here at The Wayneiverse, we are on a mission to spread the word about Wayne. Wayne (not to be confused with WAYNELORD APEX DELUXE) is a corporeal being who found the secrets of the multiverse and transcended beyond our reality, establishing the Big Bean Burrito. Wayne is both the alpha and the omega. Wayne is the sole god of Wayneism. You can join our religious establishment by joining our discord server. (no TF2 tho that shits cringe lul)


Wayneism

Wayneism is the religion of Wayne and is not a force to be fucked with, as doing so will banish you to the Mega Cringe Realm for the rest of your sad miserable life, or not. Wayneism has its own heaven equivalent called The Hall of Wayne. In The Hall of Wayne there are streets paved of Wayne, bumper cars for everyone, half off price children, crack, cocaine, amphetamines, Cult resources, Sponsorships from my grandma, anime tiddies on deck, anime tiddies on the floor, anime tiddies up to spec, anime tiddies bursting through the door, and unlimited big bean burritos. In order to get to the exclusive Hall of Wayne, you must worship WAYNELORD APEX DELUXE 5 times a day, join the discord server, and give WAYNELORD APEX DELUXE more money to buy weed with.


FUCK SANTA HE’S FUCKING GAY HE STUCK FINGERS IN MY BOOTYHOLE I JUST WANTED A BIKE AND I GOT FINGERS IN MY BOOTYHOLE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

That sounds like a you problem.




FAQ

But why?

Because fuck you. Join our goddamned server already


What will happen if I don’t join The Wayneiverse?

Have fun at epstein island I guess


What Inspired you to make shitposts?

The big bean burrito.


Why are TF2 profile pictures banned?

Blame the racist leprechaun.


How do I contact WAYNELORD APEX DELUXE?

Join The Wayneiverse. Otherwise, you can shove it up your ugly ass. That’s right, shove it up your ugly ass! (or send him weed money idk)


Weed Money?

“Smoking big doinks in Amish” - some dude idk.


How can I donate to the Wayneiverse?

Why would you want to do that? (why WOULDN’T you more money = more shitpost) But if you really truly want to donate, you can buy merch (we get 20%). If we can get enough clout in the future we may get a patreon (NO PROMISES THO ASSHOLES).