The Wayneiverse is a community built on shitposts and run by the
one and only WAYNELORD APEX DELUXE. At The Wayneiverse, we create
shitposts starring our supreme leader WAYNELORD APEX DELUXE and
post them on the internet. The legends say that if you
Wayneiverse, you automatically become cool. So do
that. In case you haven’t gotten the message yet, you should
Wayneiverse discord server
WAYNELORD APEX DELUXE is the supreme leader of The Wayneiverse whose ways shall not be questioned. Not to be confused with Wayne himself, WAYNELORD APEX DELUXE is the creator and Pope of Wayneism. Legends say he was just a normal crippled boy with a tiny pp and yuuuuuuuuuuuge depression until he found a mythical Grapefruit at the peak of Mt. Crackokaineatoa and gained the knowledge of Wayne’s existence. Or maybe he smoked like a fuckton of PCP idk dood lul.
Here at The Wayneiverse, we are on a mission to spread the word about Wayne. Wayne (not to be confused with WAYNELORD APEX DELUXE) is a corporeal being who found the secrets of the multiverse and transcended beyond our reality, establishing the Big Bean Burrito. Wayne is both the alpha and the omega. Wayne is the sole god of Wayneism. You can join our religious establishment by joining our discord server. (no TF2 tho that shits cringe lul)
Wayneism is the religion of Wayne and is not a force to be fucked with, as doing so will banish you to the Mega Cringe Realm for the rest of your sad miserable life, or not. Wayneism has its own heaven equivalent called The Hall of Wayne. In The Hall of Wayne there are streets paved of Wayne, bumper cars for everyone, half off price children, crack, cocaine, amphetamines, Cult resources, Sponsorships from my grandma, anime tiddies on deck, anime tiddies on the floor, anime tiddies up to spec, anime tiddies bursting through the door, and unlimited big bean burritos. In order to get to the exclusive Hall of Wayne, you must worship WAYNELORD APEX DELUXE 5 times a day, join the discord server, and give WAYNELORD APEX DELUXE more money to buy weed with.
That sounds like a you problem.
Because fuck you. Join our goddamned server already
The big bean burrito.
Join The Wayneiverse. Otherwise, you can shove it up your ugly ass. That’s right, shove it up your ugly ass! (or send him weed money idk)
“Smoking big doinks in Amish” - some dude idk.
Why would you want to do that? (why WOULDN’T you more money = more shitpost) But if you really truly want to donate, you can buy merch (we get 20%). If we can get enough clout in the future we may get a patreon (NO PROMISES THO ASSHOLES).